Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter
Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter
Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter
Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter
Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter

Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter

Product Code: 0
(12)
Stock Status: In Stock
£17.99 RRP: £18.00

Product Information

Charlie says.... This is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter.

 
  • 100% natural ingredients.
  • Vegan friendly
  • Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
  • Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
  • Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
  • PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
  • Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.
  • Vegan as hell.
  • Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
  • Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
  • 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
  • Made by two great people in their kitchen, just up the road from my shop.
  • Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
    • Lee Cragie our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
    • Markus Stitz who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)
    • Lance Bumstrong the best fake cycling messiah we could find ( https://www.facebook.com/lance.bumstrong )
    • Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.
Review... Jo Burt at road.cc really liked it to. Read the review here... http://road.cc/content/review/215928-bikemongers-happy-bottom-bum-butter


Also available from these great bike/outdoor shops:
Postage... free UK postage on Bum Butter

Trade sales:

Join the list above, and spread the Bum Butter word... We are happy to supply bike/outdoor shops with "Happy Bottom", give me a call on  01929 475 833 for details. Or if you have an account with Ison Distribution click HERE.

Technical Specifications

  • Brand:
    Happy Bottom
  • Condition:
    New

Customer Reviews

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Pat MonkeyBoy - Swanage
One of my team at work is off sick until January with a cycling related arse problem. Less of an abscess, more of an abyss. I thought I would send him a present of some "Bikemonger's Happy Bottom Bum Butter" from Charlie Hobbs. Lots of natural ingredients to heal and protect your tender area. It's vegan friendly and not tested on animals, but it is tested on arseholes. My man sausage was saved from severe abrasion by this product during the 50:50 gravel dash earlier this year. Get well soon Martyn Hughes!
Phil jones - Southampton
After embarking on a gruelling 63mile Fat Bike ride today it was clear my fitness wasn't as it should be. The persistent 40mph wind fighting my every pedal stroke. Luckily Charlie's Bum Butter was there to keep the nether regions in check. Smells good, lots of good stuff in there and not too greasy of sticky (unlike my fish and chip lunch). 10 out of 10 for this stuff! Excellent!
Ming the Merciless - City of the Dead (Eastbourne)
Quality product, especially liked the pre production labelling, clear and concise (hand written....."shove it up yer arse bro"
Dave French - Sussex
Let me just say, this Bum Butter makes other products feel like using fibre grip!

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