Effective against the onset of "Sauron's Arse on long distance walking events
Used on the recent LDWA 100 mile Marshals' Walk (in very hot weather) It repelled the onset of the condition known as "Sauron's Arse"
That gets my vote
Will - Sunny Sussex, (well today at least)
Brilliant bum butter, makes your balls smell of flowers and has a slight analgesic effect. Goodbye Assoss, hello bum butter. I will be using this a lot on my SDW one day ride soon.
Mulloir - Driffield Yorkshire
Hi. I did the Dirty Reiver in April this year and in the goody bag was a little pot of this stuff. It went in the garage in a draw and forgotten about. I recently had a tidy up and found this little pot of magic. I started my winter turbo stuff and tried this before I chucked it. I do have to say that it is by far the best I have had, ever, bar none. So I have just ordered the100g tub and ride happily ever after. 😁 And as a special bonus it comes from Swanage.I have very fond memories of this area as I did my school Geography field trip in 1984(gosh feel old) Durdle Door, Lulworth Cove, Chesil Beach the Needles n all that. Happy days indeed. And a happy Arse from now on. Cheers.
Used this for soloing 24 hours at Mountain Mayhem. One application did the full 24 hours with no sores. Excellent.
One bit of advice though, if you have it in a tent at 30+'c, put it in an Ice box - it will melt otherwise and slop everywhere when you open it!!!
I use this stuff on my nipples when I jog because I have man boobs and it stops the bleeding even on a long stomp! It works brilliantly and can be used by anyone who jogs or runs! From Olympians to people who jog so slow that dog walkers overtake them.... 🏃🐶
GREAT FOR TRIATHLONS... I am so glad I discovered this butter. I started using it for triathlon training, and found that it can do it all. Obviously designed for your bottom and cycling, it’s also great for my armpits and neck when swimming in a wetsuit. It stops wetsuit rash and seems to repair you if you already have wetsuit rash. I have also used it on long runs.
Callum Swift - Bewdley, United Kingdom
I am 20 stone and find chaffing due to my fattness and weight on the saddle, no matter which saddle, a real problem.
Have tried many of the brands here in the U.K. But after each ride my undercarriage is always a bit raw no matter what product I have used. This is an issue as I need to let my parts recover between rides, normally three or four days.
But this stuff has given me and my under carriage a new lease of life. I have managed to ride on consecutive days for the first time in a long time, no friction issues at all.
Praise the lord (or the bikemonger) :-)
Excellent stuff. Works brilliantly as advertised, 100 miles of the Gravel Dash and no sore arse, marvellous. Also, as I discovered on the Dash, it makes great emergency chain lube! Seriously, it really does.
Let me just say, this Bum Butter makes other products feel like using fibre grip!
Ming the Merciless - City of the Dead (Eastbourne)
Quality product, especially liked the pre production labelling, clear and concise (hand written....."shove it up yer arse bro"
After embarking on a gruelling 63mile Fat Bike ride today it was clear my fitness wasn't as it should be. The persistent 40mph wind fighting my every pedal stroke.
Luckily Charlie's Bum Butter was there to keep the nether regions in check. Smells good, lots of good stuff in there and not too greasy of sticky (unlike my fish and chip lunch).
10 out of 10 for this stuff! Excellent!
One of my team at work is off sick until January with a cycling related arse problem. Less of an abscess, more of an abyss. I thought I would send him a present of some "Bikemonger's Happy Bottom Bum Butter" from Charlie Hobbs. Lots of natural ingredients to heal and protect your tender area. It's vegan friendly and not tested on animals, but it is tested on arseholes. My man sausage was saved from severe abrasion by this product during the 50:50 gravel dash earlier this year. Get well soon Martyn Hughes!