Mountain biking and beer go together hand-in-hand. The WiseCracker Lite bottle opener is your key to opening pure liquid enjoyment after any ride. No need to fumble around looking for your keychain opener...just use the opener that's clamped onto your bike!

Its not only a few mm tall 1 1/8" aheadset spacer, but also also opens beer bottles.

Damned easy to fit to the top of your forks, and damned pleasant to use on cold beers. Mount it so that the opener sits facing forward under the stem. Impress your friends, drink beer, mess about.

• Black with "bikemonger" laser etched on there.
• Raw alloy with no graphics
• FREE UK Postage

Such a great product it almost needs no description, the picture says it all. But anyway... Choose from:

• Home Brew: Pops into the end of any bar with an 18 to 21mm inner diameter
• Draught: Uses an expanding wedge for a more secure fit

• Fits road and MTB bars
• Black colour
• You then drink at least two bottles of beer
• Pop the beer caps on these
• Great impact protection, replace the cap after several crashes

"what the hell is Charlie flogging us lovely singlespeed and fixed wheel folk now?"

Is this not a very similar curiosity to the one that lead you on the noble path to try BEER? (you remember, a mate nicked some from his parents fridge, you went up the woods/down the park on your Grifter/Burner wondering what it was all about etc)…. Swiftly followed by a rollercoaster lifestyle of good times, wheelies and spinning along at 100 smiles per hour?

Beer is not only a crucial strategic component of my bikemongery, witness how it has helped me write this description.... but its also a fantastic way of replacing lost carbs when cycling. And now you can celebrate your most publicly acceptable addiction (try explaining fixed wheel to an office n mondeo dude?) whilst keeping your headset tight.

This fantastic top cap allows you to mount your favourite or most recently consumed beer brand bottle cap on your bike.

You know those guys who have normal top caps and sneer at you for having a smoke on a ride, or stopping at the pub… this will peace them off.

Niner bikes make cool steel and alloy 29er bikes and hold the patent on this unique device. The 1/8" alloy top cap comes in a bag with branded label and you will need your own startnut and bolt, and indeed bike.

This is the legendary Hip Flask Holster + Hip Flask

The holster is designed by Ahearne cycles and fits on your regular water bottle mounts. Ahearne only make cool stuff, and this bit of kit is just plain rad. Its a bottle cage for your hip flask. Blimey.... Ahearne are clever people!

And the flask is our own 6oz "NoLogo" flask and comes in a nice presentation box. It has no engraving or logos, so you could take it to an engraver and have your name popped on there.

This looks way cooler than sticking your hip flask down you lycra shorts... "why is this booze you have kindly offered me so damned warm?"

Choose the alloy cage, or the steel one.

A few (four or more) stickers for your bike. At almost no cost - just enough to cover our costs.

They are about 10cm long and fit nicely on: top tubes, seat stays, bars, pub bars, and ladies (if they will sit still).

The stickers vary, pending what nonsense we come up with. Right now they are likely to be:

• No Britneys (its a cockney ryhming thing)
• More Beers Than Gears
• One less car
• Chicks dig singlespeeders

The picture illustrates one we had made up for SSWC, and as you can see this one has been garnished with blood.

Dont buy these if you are buying anything else - as we always include a sticker with every purchase.

Surly's Jethro Tule pocket tool is crafted from stainless-steel, then polished to a high luster. It combines an offset box wrench on one end with a leverage-enhanced bottle opener on the other.

The double-sided 15mm box wrench works with most bolt-off hubs on the market. It fits quite nicely inside recessed dropouts, including those found on our 1x1, Karate Monkey, and Steamroller frames. Quit carting around the Vice-grips; our smooth, spoon-shaped handle provides ergonomic pleasure for your palm under the most rigorous wheel-removing operations, at a fraction of the weight and bulk. And, it snaps open the fizzy reliably before, during, and after the ride. The Jethro Tule hangs nicely on a key chain and is light enough to carry comfortably anywhere. Being 'Thick as a Brick', it is built to last and to resist bouncing out of your pocket during a rough single-track ride, or cross-town jaunt

Oh and I hear you can also drill it to allow you to smoke very small amounts of off colour tabbaco...

While trying to find a practical use with the extra material leftover
from the cutout inside our stainless steel chainrings, we stumbled upon two things the world really needed:

• An 18mm wrench to adjust your Surly Singleator spring tension
• A tool to open glass bottles filled with your favorite power drink

The 18mm open end shape is offset, with a lower profile than other cone-specific wrenches to fit inside odd shaped dropouts from almost any angle. It is polished, 2mm thick stainless steel with a laser etched Surly logo. Since it's only 70mm long, it can fit in your coin purse.

It wouldn't be Surly if it didn't have another really important function, the ever necessary bottle opener. What can we say? It opens bottles.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Ride

Every real mechanic has one of these in their tool box. Fantastic professional quality and great value.

Some tools get used once a year, but this tool gets used almost everyday.

This wonderful tool mounts on your kitchen or workshop wall (screws included) above your bin. You can open beer in one swift ninja like move and the cap lands in the bin.

If your garage, shed, kitchen or workshop does not have one of these... is it really a place you want to be?